cjm's mancard revoked. (temporarily)
he calls just now:
cjm: hey, where’s my camoflauge fanny pack?
me: what? why would i know where your camoflauged fanny pack is?
cjm: because you always know where my stuff is when i don’t
me: how bout you call me back when you can validate wearing a fanny pack.
cjm: (silence for a second) bye.
now, mind you…he is leaving this evening to go hunting. and a fanny pack is what he puts his bullets and other ‘man-in-the-woods’ necessities….but when he calls it a fannypack? well….he just needs to call it his hip-hunting device carrier.
